Brambly coat hairs
a man with fondue
“The O’Reilly Factor”
the idea man @ dawn
the penis meltdown
the love lady’s cigarettes
a ski net
a timid dive
above & beyond
an autumn tide
: Random Ads Series :
–Real cop searching for badge bunny. If you don’t know what that means look it up lol. I am the real deal so please be real too. Send a recent pic and put BADGE BUNNY in the subject line. Email for more details.
–Photographer looking for foot model for a special project about feet. High arches a plus. Respond if you are looking to make some extra cash. Compensation $300.
: Random Letters Series :
>> just texted your sister, “that was totally fucking hot.” Did not know what your message was so please relay it. I will be looking for you to come back on Sunday evening. Please bring cheese as the Masteson’s will be here. I won’t be arriving anyway until 6 p.m. due to picking up Sara.
PS: your sister had no idea about a girl’s penis being involved
(Note: This is the first in a series of my fictional letters, which I am calling the Random Letters Series. The joy in reading them is in not knowing their context.)
Loud rap music in the empty downtown Las Vegas parking lot Marco had a boom box going in his car he was taking selfies with his girl on a warm damp cloudy Saturday morning near Mingo’s Kitchen & Lounge like street performers they were having a pop-up party with not another soul around their front and back car doors were wide open to let out the sound.
the artificial monk goes about:
– the rites of lunch
– the rattled tribulation
– the amen certification
– the trifold undulation
– the oath of nothing is upon us
Her hungry cat nagging at her feet, Eve applies lipstick in her bathroom mirror before getting dressed for work
During rush hour after polishing off her ice coffee from Slave to the Grind, she applies lipstick in her tropical turquoise classic Mustang, which carries a few dings but is in otherwise impressive shape Continue reading