I.With covid upon us, my weight spikes like virus cases in the U.S., but sometimes I wake up early enough to take walks With covid, I do switch to the opposite side of the street if I see you coming my way, mask or not With covid, I sometimes will watch a bus go byContinue reading “In the age of air-hugs”
Even though you might be half-witted, strive to use the word “repartee” when possible. Practice your chronic regurgitation of facts and opinions in the mirror to add an element of authenticity. If nothing else, avoid reading genre fiction in view of highbrow crowds. If you happen to meet someone named Margot, seize the opportunity andContinue reading “12 ways to seem intelligent”
No one who truly likes to read would organize books based on their color. Those who use the term “It’s all good” are most likely masochists. This is perhaps a result of institutionalization. If you’re the type who backs into a parking space, then you are not living in the now. Practice presence and pullContinue reading “7 quick truths”
I’ve always thought it would be nice to be placed under anesthesia before a plane ride. That way, you don’t have to fret over the prospect of crashing or face the slow-moving hours of flight. Before you know it, you’re in Thailand. Flying is like having surgery, anyway. After liftoff, the matter is out ofContinue reading “Numbness and flying”
Lagrime San Pietro for the sublime voices. Di Lasso madrigals. Better with snowfall in barren winter but still above-average lovely. ** Can cannibalism save the planet? Would you eat a Republican to help curtail climate change? ** It’s a perfect day and age to talk to yourself. Bluetooth as a ruse — a bum componentContinue reading “This and that”
It seems obvious they weren’t made for humans because by nature we have greasy hands. Mobile phones are a technology you wanna keep clean. At least I do. But it seems a cruel joke because it’s futile to do so. We live in a grimy world with greasy hands.
The emergency room is like a restaurant, with nurses instead of waiters. They stop by to see how everything is going. Patient: This sling could use a little more support. That’s perfect. Oh, and I prefer such and such pain killers with a glass of water on the side.
Glut feelings Follow your glut It takes gluts
I wish I had some popcorn. Maybe I will eat some pretzels in lieu of it. But that would practically be like eating rice cakes instead of what you really fancy. I like eating popcorn because you can eat a lot of it with little consequence. (Except when you bite down on a kernel). AndContinue reading “Thoughts on consumption”