i say to her, look, just because you’re using a razor does not mean you are shaving. you are simply moving it around your cheek and elsewhere to eliminate any extra hairs. it’s a process of elimination.

and know that the razor is pink, i say, making eye contact in the mirror. it’s one you can leave out on the ledge of a sink when guests are around because they know that, like any other woman, you have to do upkeep on your legs, which you do, albeit more often than you would like.

you wish that there was not so much effort involved. you wish you were smooth for life. perhaps it will be so the next time around. and won’t that be a dream? everywhere smoothness, except for the top of your head, eyebrows, eyelashes and pubic hair. you know you like to have that V

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