My dolls are not gay. Ken is stiff. Midge is naked on the ledge of my dad’s sink. My mom told me not to have Tara Lynn go for Becky. My Tutti is a corkscrew. Nothing works with these heads. Tutti is still lying in my mom’s craft drawer so dad can fix it with E6000. Elmer’s could not even hold my grandmother’s thimble in Bopsy’s hair, denoting her royalty.