The bust syllabus

In this global culture known as the West
I’m convinced that breasts
could be an area of study
at higher-learning institutions.
You don’t think a thesis
could be written on cleavage?
A class might consider
the bust’s cultural influence +
how it holds sway sexually,
and of course, nipple neuroses +
preoccupation with size
and the use of bras
(oppressive or provocative?)
Degrees can range from
associate’s to doctorate.